A blog of random stuff that I like, and sometimes original content.

25th July 2014

Video reblogged from THE WOLF OF ALL STREETS with 12 notes

zaclittle:

A video about science! Kind of!

Tagged: Roko's Basilisktranshumanismsingulaityscience

24th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from The Life of a Squishy Blue Thing with 676 notes

coeur-de-porcelaine:

fucknopornblogs:

"cherry picking"

WATER CAN BE BAD TOO

A lot of porn, and a lot of the porn industry, is fucked up.
This doesn’t mean that ALL porn is bad, or that porn is an inherently exploitative thing. It just means that we need to work on making porn better.

Tagged: pornporn industrystatsexploitation

Source: fucknopornblogs

23rd July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Sexual Revoluti0n! with 12,892 notes

workneverover:

lipstickandligature:

proudhappymalesubs:

This one needs no explanation of why it shows a “proudhappymalesub” for this blog.

THE BEST THING. 

ever ever

Tagged: BDSMkinkmale sub

Source: green-circles

23rd July 2014

Photoset reblogged from The Life of a Squishy Blue Thing with 229,722 notes

sweetguts:

tairupanda:

derschneefiel:

The Pallas´s Cat, also called Manul, is a small wildcat living in the grasslands and steppe of central asia.
It is named after the german naturalist Peter Simon Pallas, who first described the species in 1776.

That is the most expressive and gelatinous cat I have ever seen.

look at this absurd screaming loofah

Tagged: catpallas's catManulwildcatderp

Source: derschneefiel

23rd July 2014

Chat reblogged from The Life of a Squishy Blue Thing with 112,790 notes

  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE

Tagged: MarvelDCMarvel vs DC

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22nd July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Sexual Revoluti0n! with 195,212 notes

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

Skeleton warrior is the most OP build in Demon’s Souls.

Tagged: body positiveskeletonssickass demonsskellysspooky scary skeletons

Source: iguanamouth

21st July 2014

Photo reblogged from ☆ MANHOOD BLOODHUT ☆ with 6,194 notes

goes54667752:

Steak Sandals 
ステーキサンダル
わらじのようなステーキではなくステーキのようなわらじ。というかサンダルです。ステーキを心から愛するすべての方に。履いていただくか、もしくはお部屋に飾っていただきたい。食べられません。
For the Meat lover. The sandals are just like a real steak, aren’t they?  You can, of course, wear them or why don’t you display them in your room. Just so you know, this is NOT edible. 

Y?

goes54667752:

Steak Sandals 

ステーキサンダル

わらじのようなステーキではなくステーキのようなわらじ。というかサンダルです。ステーキを心から愛するすべての方に。履いていただくか、もしくはお部屋に飾っていただきたい。食べられません。

For the Meat lover. The sandals are just like a real steak, aren’t they?  You can, of course, wear them or why don’t you display them in your room. Just so you know, this is NOT edible. 

Y?

Tagged: steak sandalsmeat shoeswhyy

Source: goes54667752

15th July 2014

Post reblogged from An approximation of alertness with 1 note

heartofaquamarine:

Just found a paper where they’ve divided 0 by 0 to get 1, hurting both people who don’t know how dividing by zero works and who post pictures of black holes blaming it on someone doing it, and people who do know how to deal with this.

And by found a paper, I mean found my astrophysics notes. And by they, I mean me.

You do it to yourself, you do
And that’s what really hurts…”

Tagged: divide by zeroastrophysicsRadiohead

11th July 2014

Photo reblogged from half-sick of shadows with 269,125 notes

cockleshells:

tamorapierce:

tvoltage:

bassfanimation:

cumber-porn:

princcehans:

overnight-shipping:

there-isnofate-but-whatwemake:

heyitsmario:

harrishun:

omomon:

mitzi—may:

If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!


yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead

I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.

No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.

Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.

Did you guys even watch bee movie

you really really must call a bee keeper!

My family’s house had it’s entire attic taken over by bees one year. They slowly started appearing in the house, and then they were everywhere.  We called a bee keeper, and he removed what he said was the largest domestic honeycomb/bee nest he’d ever seen.  I was so terrified I’d gone to stay with a friend.  My folks called me to meet the bee keeper, and he led me on the most magical journey through the house.  He explained the bees were harmless if you move calmly through them and don’t swat at or harass them.  He was only stung once because he accidentally put his hand down and smooshed one.  The bees landed on me, walked a bit, then buzzed away.  All honey combs and bees were safely removed and relocated.  Call a bee keeper, they are awesome!



reblogging so people will know how to meet bees and how to save them.  It’s getting scary out there, folks.  Save the bees.  I even talk nicely to them these days, but I’m considered odd.

I was all gung-ho about this when we found hives in the walls of our house. Unfortunately no beekeepers would take them as they weren’t the right kind of bees. :(

cockleshells:

tamorapierce:

tvoltage:

bassfanimation:

cumber-porn:

princcehans:

overnight-shipping:

there-isnofate-but-whatwemake:

heyitsmario:

harrishun:

omomon:

mitzi—may:

If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!

Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!

yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead

I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.

No bees = no food.

No food = no life.

Congratulations on destroying the world.

Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.

Did you guys even watch bee movie

you really really must call a bee keeper!

My family’s house had it’s entire attic taken over by bees one year. They slowly started appearing in the house, and then they were everywhere.  We called a bee keeper, and he removed what he said was the largest domestic honeycomb/bee nest he’d ever seen.  I was so terrified I’d gone to stay with a friend.  My folks called me to meet the bee keeper, and he led me on the most magical journey through the house.  He explained the bees were harmless if you move calmly through them and don’t swat at or harass them.  He was only stung once because he accidentally put his hand down and smooshed one.  The bees landed on me, walked a bit, then buzzed away.  All honey combs and bees were safely removed and relocated.  Call a bee keeper, they are awesome!

reblogging so people will know how to meet bees and how to save them.  It’s getting scary out there, folks.  Save the bees.  I even talk nicely to them these days, but I’m considered odd.

I was all gung-ho about this when we found hives in the walls of our house. Unfortunately no beekeepers would take them as they weren’t the right kind of bees. :(

Tagged: Save the beesbees

Source: malformalady

11th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Both Smarter and Dafter than I Look. with 291,367 notes

cat-the-human:

lukehemmign:

whitebeltwriter:

dual-destininies:

derples:

dual-destininies:

tf2-fandomstuck:

tiniestshorts:

Bread knife

The french have grown more powerful. 

Hold it!

Look more closely at these photographs, Your Honor.

Notice anything strange about the bread?

I didn’t either. That’s because…

…no cuts were made there in the first place!

The witness forged the photographs to make it look like they had an actual bread knife, when they actually did not!

How, you ask? Look to the second photo.

While it is quite obvious that the knife is penetrating the top half of the breadstick, I’m not sure about the bottom half.

Looks pretty flat, doesn’t it?

The angle of the photo makes it look like the knife is in the witness’s breadstick, whilst it is actually behind it. In addition, the cut was actually made after the first photograph and before the second. Continue to the third photograph.

It is also taken from a flat angle, as was the second photograph. I’m sure you’re finding something missing in this photograph as well, Your Honor. Where is the index finger’s fingertip?

This illustration explains it all.

While I am… ahem, not the best artist…

(Didn’t I go to art school?)

The index finger is hidden behind the loaf of bread. It is not wrapping around the loaf of bread. This is because…

The witness was making space to put the knife’s handle!

Objection

Are you really that dull, Wright? For a man who majored in art you should be able to recognize a sculpture when you see one.

as we can see from the photos provided, this is quite obviously plastic.

if you look at any photo of real bread it can’t attain that level of shininess, and even if it could.

If you’ll notice in this picture, the bread on the inside is quite shiny, as well.

Tell me, Wright, have you ever seen real bread gleam that much? Don’t answer that, I will.

Even in this high-resolution photograph with bread that thick, it obviously wouldn’t shine on the inside when it isn’t buttered.

And it isn’t too hard to find the item in question with a quick google search.

Oh, and if you will notice, their hand was covering the seam where the bread was taken apart in the first photo with a simple comparison of the pattern on the bread.

It appears your lawyering skills are in much need of some sharpening if you expect to cut me down with that weak objection.

Edgeworth, you’re asking yourself the wrong question. It’s not “is there bread like that…”

You should be asking “can there be bread like that?”

Sweet bread can be infused with sugar or a syrup, making the outsides shinier- and the insides sweeter. Take a look.

Furthermore. there are parts of the witness’s bread knife that don’t just match up with the novelty bread knives you have presented. Take another look.

Let me point out two things about the novelty knives: one, their markings, and two, the placement of the knife itself.

In the novelty knives, the marks are artificial-looking and repeated. That is because they are manufactured. In the witness’s photo, the marks are more natural and realistic- because they are, well, real!

Furthermore, the blades on the novelty knives are in the middle of the handle.

But… look back at the witness’s photo. The knife is to the left? Where is the problem, you ask? Look at this illustration.

Here we have the knife, a piece of bread, and a table. Let’s have a go.

I’m sure you see it now, Your Honor.

The bread knife cannot actually be used to cut bread efficiently! Even if it was tilted, it would be uncomfortable and unbalanced!

The defense has an explanation for this positioning.

The blade is to the left because the witness was holding it behind the piece of bread!

what the actual fuck tumblr

Yep. My place. My people.

Tagged: phoenix wrightbread knifemiles edgeworthgiflawyers

Source: tiniestshorts